I’m on a whiskey diet
I’ve lost about three days
Don’t remember where I wandered
Or the hell I might have raised
The bottle is my compass
Though it never points quite true
It leads me into trouble
Then it pours another brew
I used to be so indecisive
Now I’m not so sure
My choices fall to pieces
Like a puzzle on the floor
Do I drive, do I walk home
Or hustle for a ride?
I flip a coin for answers
But it lands right on its side
Oh life’s a joke we’re living
Punchlines everywhere
Laughing through the madness
Like we just don’t care
Raise a glass and sing along
Forget what isn’t clear
If the joke’s on me I’ll take it
Just pour another beer
Life’s a joke joke’s on me
I told my girl to hug her flaws
She smiled and squeezed me tight
I guess I’m her reminder
That she got me wrong or right
She says I’m like a circus
Part disaster part parade
But she really loves the show
And she always gets her way
I’m fueled on shots of whiskey
Chasing busted dreams
Laughing at the madness
Nothing’s ever what it seems
Oh life’s a joke we’re living
Punchlines everywhere
Laughing through the madness
Like we just don’t care
Raise a glass and sing along
Forget what isn’t clear
If the joke’s on me I’ll take it
Just pour another beer
So if you find me laughing
Don’t ask me what it’s for
I lost a couple days last week
Might go lose some more
Old memories still chase me
Indecision’s too
But if life’s a silly story
I’m glad to laugh it through
Oh life’s a joke we’re living
Punchlines everywhere
Laughing through the madness
Like we just don’t care
Raise a glass and sing along
Forget what isn’t clear
If the joke’s on me, I’ll take it
Just pour another beer
Life’s a joke and the joke’s on me
